Thursday, June 2, 2011

Things to do when you are over tired

1: Take a nap.
2: Eat your salad on the stainless steel counter in the middle of the kitchen, with dressing.
3: Scare your brother by laughing uncontrollably at his very lame joke.
4: Chase seagulls in the parking lot.
5: GO take a nap.
6: Drink caffeine, lots and lots and LOTS of caffeine!
7: Pull the bread dough apart just to see if it will.
8: Did you know that gummies, bears, worms, butterflies, snakes, penguins, and frogs, could talk?
9: Try to catch a humming bird.
10: Clean the fridge out, fermented cherry pie filling can tell some really funny stories!
11:Poke the bread dough just to see if it's as squishy as it looks.
12: Figure out what FBI, CIA, UPS, and IRS really stand for.
13: Go take a nap please.
14: If you poke your siblings every now and then it makes you feel less sleepy.
15: Try and figure out what the chances are that someone would drive by at 5 o'clock in the morning if someone were to go do cart wheels in the nice big lawn out front.
!6: End your list at 16 just because you can.
17: Then don't 'cause you can do that too.
18: And end it at 18 instead.
19: Or 19.
20: Write a list about being tired.
21: And actually end it at 21 'cause who would want to be so boring as to end it at 20?
  Anyone want to come for a visit? :-)

7 thoughts:

  1. Yes, #'s 1,5, and 13,NOW.

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  2. I think I'm staying home this weekend!!! :) You know, a person could always take a nap... -Francis

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  3. 22. Do and say all kinds of crazy and silly things, and laugh about all of it!
    How will I make it through the day!?

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  4. You really didn't know what those letters stood for?

    #23 Calculate how many hours you would have to work to save up enough money to come visit us

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  5. Dru, it would take 412 hours of work. :-)

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